I'll need a tagline for my new business venture. Here's my top ten:
Competence is overrated
At least I'm cheap
The last word in IT...and that word is "crap"
I never fail...to disappoint
You weren't in a hurry, were you?
Good is the enemy of mediocre
At least you now have someone to blame
Hey, I warned you
You want to bet I can make you cry?
In 20 years this will be a funny story
