Its always JUST me.. and the Vodka...
Reminds me of the husband and wife who had been married for over 40 years... out to dinner.. .at the end of the very nice dinner, the wife holds up her glass of wine and says, "I love you so VERY much.... I don't know how I could ever life without you"
The husband says... "Is that YOU or the WINE talking???"
She says: "It's me talking..... to the wine"